The Llimited_Edition Champion Chopper

£24.99

Upon wearing, this Gildan Ringspun Premium T will bestow upon the user:

  • +473% chopping speed
  • +117% chopping accuracy
  • +1 laptop to inventory store
  • +3% exp gained in improvised explosive skills
  • +808% resistance to Gin

Other side effects can include, but are not Llimited to:

  • Insomnia
  • Mania
  • Chasing women on the internet
  • Absence from work
  • Butchering animals in sleep
  • Addiction to footwear

10% of proceeds will go to a nominated good cause working to improve the live’s of those sufferering with PTSD

Warning, will cause painful skin irritation if you are a nonce, not recommended for nonces.
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